Ladies – Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half
and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Woman – Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and
drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?
Ladies – Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of
a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Woman – Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of
the cone, for Pete’s sake. You are probably lying on the
couch in your bathrobe, with your feet up, eating it anyway.
Ladies – To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in
the bag with the potatoes.
Real Woman – Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the
pantry for up to a year.
Ladies – When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking
pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t
be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Real Woman – Go to the bakery – they’ll even decorate it for
you.
Ladies – If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes
opening jars easy.
Real Woman – Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.
And finally the most important tip….
Ladies – Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze
into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Woman – Leftover wine??
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